"Sex is not the answer, sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Map of Human Sexuality

I found this fun map through Miss Sex and Food. Mine is relatively tame, but there sure are a lot of purple pins...I suppose I should write a to-do list.










Find out where I've journeyed
on the Map of Human Sexuality!
Or get your own here!





CarnalNation Contest: Sex Toys & Fluevog Shoes

And all you need is their temporary tattoo and a camera. Check it out here.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Make me a masochist.

I know that "Trashy.com" doesn't sound like the most promising name for an online lingerie store, but I actually like a lot of their stock and I wish I could afford it.


There is something
so hot about this, for example.


I also quite like all of these...


..I'm a 36B. Ahem.

If I dream I have you, I have you.

Enter these arms, for since thou thought'st it best,
Not to dream all my dream, let's act the rest...


-John Donne, The Dream

Last night, or perhaps this morning as I abandoned R.E.M. for a more shallow sleep, I had what could have been a wet dream, were I a man.

I generally avoid recounting dreams, since what seemed fantastical and fey to me in sleep loses its glamour once saturated with reality (and other people find it boring). But sex dreams are different, since they are essentially smut; as smut is more interesting than a normal story, so are smutty dreams more fit for the telling than run-of-the-mill dreams about flying and such.

C was kneeling on his bed, and I was sitting on his lap, legs wrapped around his waist. He held me tightly as his body undulated, strong and sure as a wave, less thrusting than massaging my cunt with his already deeply-embedded cock. Both of us glowed as if lit from within, and seemed coated with golden paint and sweat.

Sadly, before I orgasmed--as I often do in my sleep--his father walked in on us, turning a very good dream very bad in an instant.

I woke up with a wet pussy and a horniness that lasted all day, though. I put it to use during a text conversation with C, who demanded that I put something in my pussy. "Find something for your ass as well," he commanded, "it needs stretching..I want your hole spread so wide.."

I humored him, using my new Hitachi (thanks again, Butchtastic!) to prepare my pussy and ass with a warm-up orgasm. Less than a minute later I used my g-spot attachment as a dildo in my cunt and came within seconds, the strength of the orgasm aching in my breasts. Again I came, then put a condom over the makeshift dildo, and slid it inside me. My ass was tight from disuse, but relaxed with the pleasure of the vibrations on my clit. A few quick thrusts and I was spent.

..it's really almost embarrassing how quickly I orgasm with the Hitachi.

Friday, July 10, 2009

A win-win opportunity!

On the right side of my blog, you'll find a section labeled "Wish List," with the claim that I'll "make it worth your while." By that I mean that if you're kind enough to purchase any item on my wish list for me, I will give you a little gift.

This "little gift" is a picture of me, using or wearing your gift, posted to my blog,
plus a full-size copy of it sent directly to you. If I'm feeling extremely grateful (very likely, since I'm always grateful, and an exhibitionist with a camera), I'll even film my use of the gift, with sound, so you can hear my orgasm!

The picture would be far better quality than either of these, which were taken with my cell phone, but you get the idea:

(I'm using the Hitachi g-spot attachment for penetration while I use the actual Hitachi on my clit. It was a very successful experiment.)


You can find my wish list
here if you're interested.

FF: New camera!

I missed Half-Naked Thursday (again!), so I opted to post a Flash Friday instead.

I recently got a new camera, and I decided to try a few self-portraits. One thing led to another, and I ended up with a delightful series of pussy pictures, which I'm happy to share with you.



It's so neat and petite, a precious little package, a pretty petal pink.


Sugasm #169

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #170? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Clothespin Communion
“Surrender to the sensation.”

Remembering the Pain
“And it really was that bad.”

Short And Sweet
“Why don’t you turn over”

Sugasm Editor
Fetish Fridays: Financial Submission

Editor’s Choice
Belonging


Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Absence
Evey Can Haz?
The Ghost of Sex Toys Past (Part One of Three)
“Boy, Girl, or In-between?” Princess Frida’s Fabulous Talk, and My Thoughts
“Work” Confession #297

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Busty beauty Jenny McClain
Flash Spanking Videos
Leighton Meester Sex Tape
Pearls
Thrashed on their bared buttocks
Waiting for Tonight

Sex Humor
Fat Sex and Why It’s Good

BDSM & Fetish
Don’t Have Mercy on Me, Baby
Formalities, and, on second thought, greetings
The Going Away Present
He gave them pain like balm, and they begged him for it
High School Bully Part 3
Home Alone?
Mollena Williams added to 100 Divas
A Night In Bondage
Under instruction
The war of the sexes

Sex Poetry
At the movies….

News, Reviews & Interviews
The Independent lists “the ten best sex toys.” I fly into a rage.
Take Me Out to the Sapphic Sex Romp
Vibratex Pandora
The Wily Old Crocodile: An Interview with Eosuchus

Sex Advice
Anal Sex for Beginners
New At Sex Is Magazine: Foods That Enhance Your Sex Drive
Q&A with Dr.Ruthie - Asking for Better Sex
Starting At The Bottom: An Intro to Anal Play, Part 2

Erotic Writing & Experiences
Amber gives me a blowjob..in person!
From Behind
Its Morning…(The Last Time)
Just fucking.
A Matter of Taste
May i feel said he
New Man at the Lesbos Palace
The Problem with Thongs
The Raise
Randy: the new big cock
Stranger Fuck & Plough
Whore, Adulteress, Sinner
You can leave your hat on